"Bridge collapses in Kentucky after being rammed by hulking freighter
carrying space rocket parts"
Absolutely. Land, air, and water. Rail bridge, rocket components, hulking barge.
Better still: highway bridge. No trains were involved, even as victims, in this sordid debacle.
(In other news, NASA seems to be selling off a bunch of rolling stock, just as both parties are making various noises about the agency.)