Lord Donald Trump to supply free jerry cans for the air drop... - RAILWAYIST - myProgressiveRailroading Blogs - MyProgressiveRailroading

Lord Donald Trump to supply free jerry cans for the air drop...

To help his subjects and ease 'pain-at-the-pump' in partnership with the Department of Energy, Lord Trump will also supply parachutes along with the 'Lonely Gallon' gas cans for the up coming air drop over a still undisclosed location...

This undisclosed location is in posession of a vast sea of creamy crude oil...

Once ruled by the mighty Crowned Jeweled Shah...

Once you fill up your jerry can it can be FedExxed back home aboard their fleet of Antonovs, you can ride aboard in the fuselage but leave the bottled water behind to save on fuel...